small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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