Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
There r osticjed everywhere
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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