just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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