Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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