good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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