Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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