A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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