o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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