If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
don't judge my taste in strippers
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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