not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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