Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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