I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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