Got a toothbrush?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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