i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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