The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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