you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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