butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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