I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's official drugs can't kill me
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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