PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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