There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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