so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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