I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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