Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
MIDGETS
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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