Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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