whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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