dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I am one with the molecules
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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