Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think my mom watched the whole time
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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