You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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