don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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