I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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