You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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