That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
someone threw a dead crab at me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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