brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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