the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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