He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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