you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
