Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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