Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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