4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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