What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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