Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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