I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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