Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
