So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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