I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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