so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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