just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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