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I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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