Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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