So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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